More from the can

Hey, Mr. guy who walked into the bathroom just in front of me...

toilet seats don't have cooties! and they most certainly don't have any germs that can penetrate the 4 pounds of toilet paper that you put on the seat before you plopped your germophobe butt down.

Good Lord, man. I think I'm gonna go all day without flushing a toilet just to make up for the carbon foot print that guy dropped this morning. I hope it was a good one for him - you know, the gotta-have-a-magazine ones where you get up 30 minutes later and realize your legs have gone to sleep? Yeah... you've been there. Gimme a high five.